Boy Meets Tractor
Fun Facts About My Imaginary Friend Treeto Pops
When I was a child I had an imaginary friend named Treeto Pops. Most children forget about their imaginary friends as they grow. Unfortunately, I was not able to do this, as it turns out Treeto Pops was not only an imaginary friend. He was also the unquiet spirit of a drowned child that I…
Top 5 Saddest Breakups in Media
Rowley Dumps Greg from Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) This one was really sad but also very fitting. Greg was the worst boyfriend which makes sense because he was a middle schooler but Rowley was also the coolest kid on the planet and a middle schooler so I just think Greg sucked ass. He…
Top 10 Fictional People
By Daniel Oakes 10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Mr. “Arnold Schwarzenegger” is a fictional body-construction worker and was created in 1977 for the film Pumping Iron. He is a robotic suit that a smaller actor can get into and control, which allowed him to film the shots of lifting physically impossible weights. This was later spoofed in…
Sex Tips With Karl Marx
Confused by sex? Relationships getting you down? Don’t know how to do “it”? Well neither did we, so we hired German philosopher, economist, historian, sociologist, political theorist, journalist and socialist revolutionary Karl Marx to help us untanlge the strange world of sex and love. Dear Karl Marx, I’m struggling with erectile dysfunction. Help! Sincerely, Flaccid…
How To Take Care Of Your Succulent
1. Water Infrequently 2. Teach It Economics 3. Stroke Lovingly
Are You Secretly A Vegan?
Hey! Have you ever wondered whether or not that you’re secretly a vegan? Take this easy quiz and find out! You’re chillin’ on a Tuesday afternoon and you’re feeling a little hangry. What’s your go-to snack?Raw meatBaconEggA simple, juicy apple. Nothing beats the freshness of an organic treat from the farmer’s market! You’re cruisin’ through…
Director’s Note
I’ve been working with BMT for about 5 years now. I can remember the day it started, this beautiful artistic journey of mine. They grabbed me on the way out of Whole Foods, shoved me into a car and drove me into the secret basement of Swarthmore College. I woke with inspiration in my heart…
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